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Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>And as they drifted up, their minds sang with the ecstatic knowledge that either what they were doing was completely and utterly and totally impossible or that physics had a lot of catching up to do.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm. "The Answer to the Great Question, of Life, the Universe and Everything"<br>That quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>"I come in peace," the silver robot said, adding after a long moment of further grinding, "take me to your Lizard."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>"Life," said Marvin dolefully, "loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>The fabulously beautiful planet Bethselamin is now so worried about the cumulative erosion by ten billion visiting tourists a year that any net imbalance between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete while on the planet is surgically removed from your body weight when you leave: so every time you go to the lavatory there it is vitally important to get a receipt.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed," Marvin said.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>The Guide says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. It says that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>They obstinately persisted in their absence.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>"Have another drink," said Trillian. "Enjoy yourself."<br>"Which?" said Arthur. "The two are mutually exclusive."<br>"Poor Arthur, you're really not cut out for this life are you?"<br>"You call this life?"<br>"You're starting to sound like Marvin."<br>"Marvin is the clearest thinker I know."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>Random: Lemons?<br>It: If I have three lemons and three oranges and I lose two oranges and a lemon, what do I have left?<br>Random: Huh?<br>It: Okay, so you think time flows that way, do you? Interesting.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>"How can I tell," said the man, "that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?"</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>He paused and maneuvered his thoughts. It was like watching oil tankers doing three-point turns in the English Channel.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>"Ford," insisted Arthur, "I don't know if this sounds like a silly question, but what am I doing here?"<br>"Well you know that," said Ford. "I rescued you from the Earth."<br>"And what's happened to the Earth?"<br>"Ah. It's been demolished."<br>"Has it," said Arthur levelly.<br>"Yes. It just boiled away into space."<br>"Look," said Arthur, "I'm a bit upset about that."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>"Excuse me," Arthur said, "the Ashes. I've got them. They were stolen by those white robots a moment ago ... what should I do with them?"<br>The policeman told him, but Arthur could only assume that he was speaking metaphorically.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Andreas Freise<p>“Every time you try to operate one of these weird black controls that are labelled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let you know you’ve done it."</p><p>And here we are. Modern times indeed.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/photography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>photography</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/FotoVorschlag" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FotoVorschlag</span></a>: 'Moderne Zeiten'</p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>"Ford," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>"The mere thought," growled Mr. Prosser, "hadn't even begun to speculate," he continued, settling himself back, "about the merest possibility of crossing my mind."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>